Two quick updates. The Angry Games store is working again and I’m offering a coupon code by way of apology to those of you it crapped out on… and everyone else. I’m also hosting two Deep Dive live events this month, but the schedule has changed slightly.

Welcome to the start a new hacking miniseries. Years ago, I build a basic time-keeping mechanic that let you introduce random events into your adventures based on how efficiently how your players adventures. As great as it was, though, it only highlighted the need for a real, comprehensive, core time-keeping mechanic that would work in all modes of play. Well, I built just such a system. Years ago. I just kind of forgot to tell you. So I’m here to rectify that in classic The Angry GM style. By walking you through the over-analyzed design in way too many parts.

Let’s try something a little different. Let’s have you write the article. Seriously. I’m going to pose a question and invite you to share your answer in the comments. I just need about 1,750 words to pose the question just right. There’s more to it than just asking whether it’s okay for players to read the Dungeon Master’s Guide. A lot more. Once you all give your answers, I promise I’ll give mine.

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Want to read a bunch of random useless gamer theory bulls$%&? If you really want to, these articles are loaded with useless bulls$&%.

Do you want to see The Angry GM berate a bunch of hapless GMs just like you just because they dared to ask a question? Want to ask a question yourself? Start here to read the Angriest Advice Column about gaming on the web.

Every so often, the Angry GM stumbles on something — a book, a game, a system, a blog, whatever — that is so utterly and amazingly not s$&% that he’s forced to admit he doesn’t actually hate it. Even though he didn’t create it himself, he doesn’t hate that thing. And that’s worth talking about.

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