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Y’All Mind If I Rant About Maps… and My Readers

After showing y’all how to map a pretty good dungeon, I got some lip from some readers who don’t understand the difference between “maps as art” and “maps as game design,” and think you can design a good game in a stolen map. I also got told off from someone who thinks “you don’t have to show your players the map” means “I never have to map an adventure properly again.” So let’s talk about mapping like real gaming adults, shall we?

An Update: July 2026

The end of the month fast approaches and I am still in recovery mode. I will also be away for a week. Let me catch you up.

Mental Models in Roleplaying Games: They’re Not Bullshit

Why are some parts of tabletop roleplaying games so weirdly hard to handle: social interactions, traps, wilderness travel, downtime, and lots of other crap that should be core fantasy adventure gameplay. The problem isn’t bad mechanics, but missing mental models. There just aren’t any conceptual tools that help Dungeon Masters and players understand how the world works, make strategic choices, and actually play the parts of Dungeons & Dragons that shouldn’t be nearly as hard as they are.

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