The Black Omen rises in the past, present, and future as Lavos is released. And all timelines will be devoured… oh, wait. I mean Solaris is released and will destroy all the timelines. I don’t want to go into spoilers, but this is called “First Try” for a reason. It’s not a happy reason.
You want more Paragon Creatures? You got it! How about animated armor that changes weapons and tactics when you beat it up? How about elementals crammed into animated armor that explode forth and wreck your s$&% if you hit them too much. OH YEAH!!! F&$% you, Erwin Schrödinger
Last week, I berated your for your almost comical inability to explain the games you’ve been playing every f$&%ing week for years. Now, let’s pretend you took my advice and actually convinced someone who has never played an RPG before to join your group. How do you make sure that first experience lives up to the amazing sales pitch?
Watch as The Angry GM struggles through one of the worst games ever made. Seriousl… LOADING
You can’t learn how to build adventures until you know what an adventure actually is. So sit down, Daniel-san, and listen to your Angry-senpai as I explain how encounter is like cracking an orc’s skull and watching it bleed. While holding the Triforce. I s$&% you not.
Why do gamers SUCK at explaining role-playing games? Explore the answer in The Angry GM’s weekly rant at The Mad Adventurer’s Society.