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Tie-In Module: The Fall of Silverpine Watch

The Fall of Silverpine Watch is an introductory D&D adventure module for three to five players and one GM. It’s specifically designed to help inexperienced GMs hone the skills they learned in Game Angry: How to RPG the Angry Way. It’s also a great way for experienced GMs to introduce new players to role-playing games and even experienced groups can enjoy this standalone adventure.

While escorting a merchant through the alpine forests of Asternia, the heroes find that the titular fortress, Silverpine Watch, has barred it’s gates to travelers. Inside the fortress, the heroes must deal with undead abominations risen from the Watch’s former garrison and the vengeful ghost of the Watch’s commander.

You can download The Fall of Silverpine Watch as high-quality PDF, but there’s also alternate versions of the PDF and resource packs below so you can download whatever you need for your particular meatspace or virtual setup.

Additional Resources

Sure, you can run the whole adventure from that fancy PDF, but I’ve also separated out all the appendices as separate files and created handout packs and pre-generated character packs so that it’s easy to share each handout and character with your players electronically. I’ve also created map packs with graphical files suitable for use in virtual tabletop software. Just import the graphics, add a 50 pixel grid, and you’re golden. And I’ve even separated out the appendices with all the monster stats, magic items, handouts, maps, and pre-generated characters so you can print just the stuff you need and keep the rest in your computer.

And if you’re the sort of person who just wants it all, I’ve bundled everything together into a single archive. Just download that and you’ve got all the resources and all the PDF versions. Because I’m just that nice a guy.

Alternative PDF Versions

The link above lets you download a nice, high quality PDF with fancy, artistic maps, suitable for printing. But it’s a hefty file. And some folks don’t care for the busy, artistic maps. So, there’s actually four different versions of the PDF. You can pick which one you need. The print quality PDFs are high-resolution, big files that look really nice if you print them. The display quality PDFs are lower-resolution and optimized for onscreen use. And you can choose between fancy artistic maps and simple line-drawn maps. They have the same details. They simpler ones are just easier for some folks to read.