Nothing Here But Worthless Gold!

Like Quark closely examining Morn’s hidden stash in the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode Who Mourns for Morn, if you look too closely at the treasure system in D&D, you’ll find someone has extracted all of the value and there’s nothing left but worthless gold.

Probability for Dumm… for Gamers

This article is about basic probability, dice, and statistics in D&D and other RPGs. I love this s$&% and I think it’s important and useful to understand. So, let’s use math to answer some questions about dice rolling in RPGs. Or not. Next week, I’m back to talking about NPCs, so you can skip this one if you want.

A Very Angry GenCon

Want to know what I’ve been up to for the last week? I was at GenCon! And here’s a whole bunch of stuff about what went on there. Pictures, videos, very personal inspirational stories, me in a dress, and so on.

Angry Jupiter CRASHES GenCon

Want to see me in a miniskirt and an magical anime schoolgirl costume at GenCon? I won’t judge you. That seems pretty f$&%ed up to me. But fine, if you want it, you’re going to have to show some generosity. Support the Angry Jupiter Crashes GenCon charity drive and do some good.