Let me share something I hear all the f$&%ing time: “I want to do this in my game, but I hate cliches.” It comes up most often when people want to start a new campaign. “I need to get the PCs together to start the campaign, but I don’t want to start in a tavern or inn. It’s too cliched.” And I just want to grab these people by the lips and yank real hard and scream “WHO GIVES A MOTHERLOVING F$&%?!!?!!!” Seriously. No one gives a s$&%!